TALK To THe

Customers

You have

Stop shouting at strangers; start talking to your loyal fans.

LET'S TALK

Raised £27k in 72 hours

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newsletters

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real human writing

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original copy

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20 years in comms

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Raised £27k in 72 hours 〰️ newsletters 〰️ real human writing 〰️ original copy 〰️ 20 years in comms 〰️

WHAT I DO

When they said “email is dead” I wasn’t listening

I write newsletters. They've sold everything from tights to mortgages, packs of goat cheese in Austria to gym memberships.

I also build unique one-off pieces. The newspaper for a luxury brand. The coffee-table book for a Florentine furniture company. I even write for websites... my way.

Proof

Receipts,

not promises.

  • Clark Mortgages needed a way to talk to their customers about... mortgages. I spoke about heating wars.

  • A boutique office finder in London wanted to talk to its “hot customers”. 24 hours later, they had a £13K contract — and all I spoke about was the CEO's dog.

    £13K in 24 hours

  • When my gym needed money to grow, I begged them to run an email campaign and bet I'd play the flute online if it bombed. £27K in 72 hours. Never touched the flute.

  • A luxury look at St. Tropez for a concierge service. It started as a marketing gig, it turned into a whole lifestyle project. Someone had to take the gig.

why me?

Don't sound like the fried chicken shop down the road.

AI has the potential to be great for lots of things, but if you don't want to sound like the fried chicken shop down the road or, worse, like every one of your competitors, then you need someone like me.

(This page was written by me, a human. Obviously. A robot would have mentioned “synergy” by now.)

Three Steps. That’s It.

  • A tablet, a silver pen, and a beige notebook on a table, with a small blue ceramic vase nearby.

    01 We chat

    You talk, I listen. Coffee optional but encouraged.

  • Person in black suit arranging wood samples and fabric swatches on a wooden table, with a jewelry design sketchbook and pen nearby.

    02 i find... you

    The voice you had all along, minus the corporate filler.

  • Minimalist beige desk with closed laptop, closed notebook, gold pen, glass of water, beige cloth, and a blue vase with dried flowers in a room with beige walls and a window.

    03 make it happen

    Emails out. Replies in. Money follows.